thecomicreliefcharacter:

thecomicreliefcharacter:

Mum just came home with nearly 50 fucking cartons of milk I thought this maths problem shit was a tumblr joke I didn’t think fuckery like this legitimately took place

no girls allowed

vriskaeg8ert:

is this what people who create memes feel like

hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

flowerbomb-navyblue:

SO MY LITTLE COUSIN SENT ME THIS LINK TO THIS VIRTUAL REALITY HORSE GAME THING

AND YOU CAN CREATE YOUR OWN HORSE AND STUFF AND YOU FEED IT AND THINGS AND RAISE IT

AND I HAD TO NAME IT SO I ASKED MY DAD WHAT I SHOULD NAME IT

AND HE WAS LIKE “DON’T NAME IT ADAM’S BUTT”

SO I NAMED IT ADAM’S BUTT 

AND IT GIVES YOU MISSIONS AND THINGS TO D  O TO YOUR HORSE

AN D 

one time i was at animal kingdom and my dad fed a turkey a piece of his turkey leg and he said “u fuckin cannibal you disgust me”

penis-hilton:

And the academy award goes to

devotionii:

this is gonna become a new meme i can feel it

zooophagous:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

beartier:

My grandma borrowed the computer for 2 minutes while i inspected a box.

what the f*CK DID YOU DO WOMAN

but

HOW

It looks like your grandma is trying to get Jurassic park’s electrical system back online

hoodandfabulous:

Me peeking at the answers in your test paper

I S2G AS SOON AS I LEFT FLORIDA A SHIT LOAD OF PEOPLE FROM FLORIDA STARTED FOLLOWING ME THIS IS NOT OKAY

my phone has been charging for nearly 5 hours and it still hasnt turned on wtf

insidefevers:

why is this happening

jpgay:

*old man voice* “moist towelette”